It's not just a comedy, it's a way of life.

Click Here To Recommend This Site To A Friend!

Best Feature at New York Film and Video Festival

   

Rhinos is the comedy for anyone who's ever hated work. Mace and Brick are troubled losers with a mission: Get Rich Quick; but everything they do goes up in smoke, bong smoke. Whether they're selling rip-off perfume to gang members or house cleaning in a G-string for gay men, you'll know that these thick skinned Rhinos have got to succeed someday if they can just keep on charging.

This refreshingly dishonest and thoughtless look into the psyche of today's disenfranchised twenty-something generation is bound to leave you laughing.

CAUTION: This film contains immature subject matter. See it with some "buds".

  


RHINOS 2 SHARKS
Brick and Mace Become Lawyers. God help us!
Still in pre-production.
Sharks1 Sharks2
Sharks3 Sharks4


Click here to see the feature article and photo shoot from the March 1999 Issue of Access Austin Magazine
"no pretension...a difficult-to-find quality among films, even in the indie community."
Jim Dedman
City Search
"Bold, original and well oiled... "
Billy Woodard
SWT University Daily Star
Dudes, pick up a six pack, fire up the bong, order a pizza, and kick back to watch this like, awesome, movie
Bryan Clements
The Arizona Daily Sun

  

bolt bolt
bolt bolt
Site design by Austin Web Works